TOTAL hotdoggery in a year
SEVEN
hot dog!
have you ever eaten a hot dog?
more importantly, did you know that the hot dog lords think you shouldn't put ketchup on a dog after you're 18?
how do we live our lives around hot dogs? i think i hate them, but maybe i eat more than i think.
how often does samb consume the dog?
in a way, that's what I was trying to figure out, starting from august 21st of 2024 and going until one year later
1.) jumbo hot dog from costco on a wednesday afternoon, consumed with pepsi
circa August 21st, 2024
it begins at costco
2.) jumbo hot dog at a baseball game
circa August 28th, 2024
i really messed it up with condiments. served with a nice modello
3.) some hot dog from a local grocer home grilled.
circa September 19th, 2024
cooked over too high of a heat for extra points. served with a nice modello as it should be.
4.) costco again!
circa October 16th, 2024
man i am bad with the condiments.
5.) sonic 3 for my anniversary.
circa January 2nd, 2025
this dog was actually awful, like disgusting, but the movie was fun
6.) another jumbo dog at a baseball game.
circa April 4th, 2025
good dog, paired with an okay beer for dipping.
7.) yet another jumbo dog at a baseball game.
circa April 4th, 2025
yahoo, we won the game but man did it rain that day
THE END OF THE EXPERIMENT
Yeah, so I guess I really don't eat hot dogs.
Only seven in a total year? I even planned on like ruining the tally by eating like 12 hot dogs on August 20th, but that idea disgusted me.
So yeah, less than one dog a month.
Gross.
Actually, I ate more corn dogs than hot dogs. Why don't I like hot dogs then?
hm...
inspirational hot dog
Since hot dogs are just pureed meat inside animal intestine, a hot dog doesn't stop being a hot dog after we eat it, we just become the new hot dog casings and that makes us, in a way hot dogs as well.
important reading to be hot dog qualified
I saw someone tweet like...
"a 10/10 burger beats a 10/10 hot dog BUT a 5/10 hot dog beats a 5/10 burger"
and thats just slanderous and wrong.
I can count how many bad burgers I've had in my lifetime, but I have had more bad hot dogs than good.
Hot dogs do not deserve this respect.
Assume all hot dogs are bad until they are tasted, assume all burgers are good until tasted and you will live a better life.