current hotdoggery this year
FOUR
hot dog!
have you ever eaten a hot dog?
more importantly, did you know that the hot dog lords think you shouldn't put ketchup on a dog after you're 18?
how do we live our lives around hot dogs? i think i hate them, but maybe i eat more than i think.
how often does samb consume the dog?
in a way, that's what im trying to figure out, starting from august 21st of 2024 and going until one year later
1.) jumbo hot dog from costco on a wednesday afternoon, consumed with pepsi
circa August 21st, 2024
it begins at costco
2.) jumbo hot dog at a baseball game
circa August 28th, 2024
i really messed it up with condiments. served with a nice modello
3.) some hot dog from a local grocer home grilled.
circa September 19th, 2024
cooked over too high of a heat for extra points. served with a nice modello as it should be.
4.) costco again!
circa October 16th, 2024
man i am bad with the condiments.
inspirational hot dog
Since hot dogs are just pureed meat inside animal intestine, a hot dog doesn't stop being a hot dog after we eat it, we just become the new hot dog casings and that makes us, in a way hot dogs as well.
important reading to be hot dog qualified
I saw someone tweet like...
"a 10/10 burger beats a 10/10 hot dog BUT a 5/10 hot dog beats a 5/10 burger"
and thats just slanderous and wrong.
I can count how many bad burgers I've had in my lifetime, but I have had more bad hot dogs than good.
Hot dogs do not deserve this respect.
Assume all hot dogs are bad until they are tasted, assume all burgers are good until tasted and you will live a better life.